If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

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Down at Home Depot

I don’t get to drive my car much these days, so I made a depot run for some drainage pipe covers and some trimmer string. I found this handsome specimen and decided to part next to it to make the owner a little nervous.

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Twice as many pistons, twice as many turbos as my little WRX. But can it turn?

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