I’ve recently gotten a bad habit of putting things under the broiler, like english muffins, and forgetting about them. Three times this has ended up as a flaming disaster in the oven. Tonight I remember just before the ignition point. All that was left was a smoking black disk.


DAMMIT I DID IT AGAIN. i set the timer, its not even close to done, I come back and I get another hockey puck. I’m working so I’ll just sit back down and forget about the thing until I think damn I should get something to eatOFUCKAGAINSHIT