After naming foul-mouthed Anthony Scaramucci, who doesn’t know what “this conversation is off the record” means, to White House Communications Director, which led to press secretary Sean Spicer resigning, The Great Donaldholio has now replaced Chief of Staff Reince Priebus with Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly.


Scaramucci and Priebus hate each other’s guts, mainly because Scaramucci expected to be appointed a while back, sold his company in preparation, then had his nomination blocked, until now, by Priebus. He also thinks Priebus is a “fucking paranoid schizophrenic.” So there’s that.

Thus begins season two of Celebrity Apprentice: White House Edition. Unlike Donald Trump, I’d like to thank Reince Priebus for making that face on camera so I could find that picture when google image searching him. No word as of yet on if he will be joining Sean Spicer on Dancing With The Stars.

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