My Arch-NME! (That doesn’t stand for anything, I just thought those letters sounding as “enemy” was really clever for coming off the dome just now). I swear he has been accessing my journal and systematically having romantic involvements with every woman I’ve ever mentioned as my waifu! I cant even be mad, it’s incredible!! Rhaaarrrgh!!!

Charismatic, fashionable, hard-working diary stealer! Nothing lower than a diary stealer...tsk tsk.

I mean journal, it’s a journal.