Today I was Autobahn-ing at about 120 mph when I saw something red coming up fast behind me. I moved into the right lane and the a red A45 AMG came roaring past me, he had to have been going 140-150. The FiST didn't stand a chance..

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Also, the German government needs to get some fucking lights on the Autobahn cause it's scary fuckin' dark out there.

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