A: You won’t believe this! Today, I spotted three rust free semi-old Italian cars!!!!!11!!!1!!!!
B: Big deal , the weather is good and some wealthy car enthusiast towed his garage queen Alfa back to the mechanic.
A: HOWEVER: All of them were moving under their own power.
B: This joke is getting old.
A: And two of them were Lancias...
B: This is getting ridiculous, we all know working, rust free Lancias don’t exist, they never did. Let me guess the third was an Isotta Fraschini Tipo 8A?
A: Umm, no it was an Ape.