I have checked all the boxes: No bleeding, no throwing up, eating solid foods, farting, pooping. They pulled the JP drain which was actually not that bad. Now I just need to walk around a bit to make sure toxic sludge doesn’t come pouring out the hole the drain occupied.

In T-minus 75 minutes I’m going home. Then the real hard part of recovery beings... wrestling Ozzy off the couch so I can relax and recuperate!

Illustration for article titled Day 17,979 in the Hospital

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