“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
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I have discovered that unmodified Lego Y-wing starfighters are capable of holding a paper bowl perfectly, almost as if they were designed with this exact purpose in mind. I shall now begin investigating practical applications for this discovery.

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In other news, I suspect that some of my knickknacks may be judging me...

Illustration for article titled Day... 17(?) of quarantine:
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I suspect the ceramic turtle I bought from a Native American woman by the side of the highway may be behind all this. He always looked like trouble. Though I wouldn’t put it past the head-bobbing chihuahua, either. He nods at everything, so I never know if he’s trustworthy.

But the important part is that I’m definitely not going insane, right?

...Right?

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