There was a break in the rain, so I thought Iā€™d take ride on the Vespa. I discovered that it had somehow fallen over from its stand. I picked it up, and it started, but died when I hit the throttle

As I was trying to get it started, all electrical died. I suspect a blown fuse, but instead of investigating, I said fuck it and went for a beer. Satan is an Italian vehicle designer

I love my Vespa, but I hate it to. Do you have a vehicle that vexes you but you love it anyway?

Tell me about it and I will buy you a Modelo. It is better than watching the slow demise of my beloved Raiders.