But at least I got to check out this beauty:

It has the sport package!!!1! Only $28,000!? Who needs a WRX, or a GTI, or a brz, or an Elantra Sport, or a Civic Si, or a Fiesta ST, or a Focus ST, or a used 228i, or a Mustang Ecoboost, or a 6cyl Camaro, or a regular Accord, or a Mazda6, etc.