Here’s a proposition: You give us the beastly Audi Q7 V12 TDI with its absurd torque figure, and in return we will give you every coal-rolling, redneck-hauling douchetruck in the country. Which we would happily tow over to Europe behind one of said Q7s were it not for the big watery thing in the way.

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Also, we’ll forget this whole “DieselGate” thing ever happened.

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