Here’s a proposition: You give us the beastly Audi Q7 V12 TDI with its absurd torque figure, and in return we will give you every coal-rolling, redneck-hauling douchetruck in the country. Which we would happily tow over to Europe behind one of said Q7s were it not for the big watery thing in the way.

Also, we’ll forget this whole “DieselGate” thing ever happened.