Its not me its you. (Political nonsense after the jump, proceed with caution.)

It’s me again, GOP, your old friend Tony. Look we’ve had some good times together. We met when I was a young man, it was coming up on Y2K and it was a crazy time for everyone.

I liked your ideas of personal freedom, lower taxes and a strong military. I also grew up in the right wing stronghold of San Francisco (sarcasm).

What happened to you? You preach fiscal sense but you spend out money like it’s going out of style. All of this bull about “conservative values” really doesn’t do it for me. I don’t care what people want to wear or what they believe, and we should be defending that right instead of alienating them.


This has all gotten way out of hand. Until you get your head together and stop seeing crazy people we need to go on a break.