Illustration for article titled Dear Mother Nature,

STAHP. Those are NOT the same warnings being repeated. I’ve had to herd my family into an interior closet TWICE in tha past hour and a half. There are currently THREE “areas of rotation” just east and north of us.

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Looks like a tornado might have touched down about 1.5 miles away and then went on north of us. I’ve had three friends today with close calls with tornados (all in different parts of the county). It would be REALLY NICE if I didn’t stay up all night like last night with my phone going off with constant alerts.

Fuckin’ A, man.

Oh, and my phone just went off with ANOTHER FUCKING TORNADO WARNING.

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