Have a Hemi as penance.

Life was so much easier when I was angry. I'm all married and shit now and I'm getting tired of fighting with people everyday. I used to love it. Now I just want to be nice to people and get along.

But here's the problem, I'm in sales.And people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. And the only way to make it in sales is to be a dick.

I'm literally calling people to offer them a better way to run their business and offer their services, and it's like pulling teeth! And those are the ones that don't hang up on ya in the first 30 seconds.

I miss being angry, it was so much more fun and so much easier. I hate being a nice guy. It just seems like nothing works out the way it should.