I see about 10-20 deer every night on my way home from work. I don’t know where evolution went wrong, but....

These stupid fuckers don’t know what to do when a car comes speeding towards them! Don’t stare at me you stupid fuck! Get Out Of The Way! You dumb fuck! I had a deer running down the right side of the road for about a mile (a couple weeks ago) he kept juking left and right, but never picked a fucking direction. That stupid fucker ran in front of my car for way too fucking long. I don’t try to pass these idiots. They’ll slam into the side of your ride, cause they’re fuckin stupid. Every night on my drive home, I’ll come up on a pack of idiots... They never have a clue what to do when a car appears. You’ve seen a fucking car before, you stupid fuck! Get out of the damn way!

Sorry for the language, but it had to be said.

Stupid fucking deer!