Well, it had to happen sooner or later. I was going to be consistently keeping the Galaxie all FERD parts, but as it turns out, a โ€˜68ish GM replacement e-brake handle will be perfectly suitable...

<Like so.

Like fuck am I paying $100-$400 for a complete e-brake mechanism when I can get a brand-new handle for <$20 that will work.

Correct handle.