I wonder if I can meet them at Ikea and drive stuff back to my place, lol.

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/adlp/theequinoxexperience?pf_rd_p=4fbbe28a-58dc-4c4b-b241-6e743b58e6dd&pf_rd_r=QS9E6X73B0JGYVCZ8BD3

Then maybe I can finally become a real person.