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Demon Dump

Thankfully it was slow when it showed up yesterday. So I took a few pics.

$90k and 100+ in the 1/4 mile with Basic Bitch-ass wipers? MEH.
$90k and 100+ in the 1/4 mile with Basic Bitch-ass wipers? MEH.
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I walked out of my parts department’s back door to find this:

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Then the driver opened the door... I knew we were getting the black one, but for a second I was excited... of should I say PLUM CRAZY. (that was a bad pun and I apologize)

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While the driver unsecured our Demon, I had a peek at the other 4 on his truck.

I want this one
I want this one
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And this one
And this one
4X4 mode
4X4 mode
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Then came time to give birth

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Next one is mine, right?

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No? Okay. Took a close up of the #SRTPoolNoodle for MC_Mike:

it is clipped on at 8 or 10 points under the air dam, and FCA pays 0.2hr labor to remove it if requested
it is clipped on at 8 or 10 points under the air dam, and FCA pays 0.2hr labor to remove it if requested
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$89,407 as tested. 16MPG combined. Pic of burnout Easter Egg since there was NO WAY anyone was going to even give this thing 1/10 throttle

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I like the red badges that come on black cars

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It was a slow day so EVERYONE was checking it out

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Nice hairnet

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Trunk full of goodies (car cover, aluminum pedals, battery tender, floor mats, license plate bracket....)

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Typical FCA build quality...

Bonus Crotch Shot
Bonus Crotch Shot
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These COULD be a little wider:

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When’s it gonna be MY turn? :(

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Now? OK.

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UPERCHARGED

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I love the deep look of the wheels, with all that fat rubber

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“LIGHT LOAD” “TREADWEAR 00" Just sitting in the sun the tires FELT STICKY.

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Insert Fist Here

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The veteran sales person that sold it then pulled it into the shop so our guys could do a basic Pre-Delivery Inspection. Basically making sure there are no leaks, obvious damage, loose bolts.... they are NOT allowed to drive it.

That’s when I noticed the MASSIVE AMOUNT OF BRIGHT SILVER wheel weights. Could they not find black ones? Does anyone MAKE black wheel weights???

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I was expecting to find a donut spare (lul) but found beats instead. You need bass when doing sub 10-second quarter mile runs.

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