Peter Maddox, an 84 year old, loves his brightly coloured Corsa. Visitors to his village in England, once crowned the most picturesque in the country, however, do not. Said visitors are apparently not please with the little photobombing compact and now some twats have scratched it up and broken the windows.

Mr. Maddox is a better man than those vandals - if the repairs are not worthwhile, he intends to replace the car with a lime green one. I like his style.