Help me out here, guys.

The one on the right? Completely badass. The one on the left? Like Pontiac Aztec meets Chevy Traverse meets Ralph Gilles butt hole. (That’s not to say Ralph is a butt hole, he’s a hoss and has nothing to do with the abomination on the left, anyway.)

So, what happened? Is one the Cherokee and the other a Grand Cherokee? Did Chrysler decide to update the upcoming 2014 Cherokee in 2013 because batshit? Are they just messing with me? Did I miss something important? Does time exist? How do you say Gilles?

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, I’M SCARED!

[Edit: Sorry for all the yelling. I figured it out, two separate models lines. Thanks guys. (Also, I'm not sure how to put all of this into the actual body of the article rather than taking up space in the Oppo feed.)]