I was parked where I always park at my girlfriend’s house. No trees in sight. This has never happened before. It looks like an ostrich had diarrhea during a seizure on my roof.
Seriously, there are white specks on every single panel. Little tiny spatters. Like... Do birds ever intentionally attack things with poop? It seems deliberate. Like maybe I accidentally hit one and the others followed me and then attacked the giant metal animal that killed their friend.