If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

"Did you buy your Explorer before or after your local PD secured their fleet purchase contract?"

I’ve been known to muster up some indignation, frustration, and anger at some random stuff, but this is pretty misplaced when every tenth car on the road is an Explorer. With some minor tweaks, it could work for The Onion, though.


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