...Of my Google Docs account to look for a paper I was working on, and I found this. Written by 7th grade me in Febuary of 2012. Also about cars.

A Good Car

By John Harbinson

A good car is a car that dominates all others.

A good car can carry six people in comfort while at the same time keeps its driver happy

A good car is one that can show even a ferarri a thing or two on the racetrack and show a suburban a thing or two about the school run

A good car has a top of the line sound system, two subwoofers and an apmlifier standard.

A good car should make you feel warm and moist inside because you’re annoying the enviromentalists.

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A good car should tell the epa and safetey standards to screw off because it is to big for them.

A good car has an engine that screams beautiful souds ehrn you floor it

A good car pukes smoke like the New York Times Pukes news

A good car should need to be shut off at the dunkin donuts drive thru because the person who takes your order wont be able to here you if you dont.

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A good car should be able to carry a prius like hand luggage.

A good car should have the most horsepower and tourque in its class

A good car a good car should be on the epa’s dirty dozen list because it is too good to stick to the economical trends of today

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A good car should be able to take the family to church on sunday and the chickens to market on monday

A good car should be able to tow a train

A good car can do massive four wheel burnouts

A good car should NOT fit in a stop and shop parking spot

A good car should need to have a backup camera because it is so huge.

A good car should influence scientists to make a chemical that fixes the ozone layer because the exhaust fumes are burning through it

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A good car should be so good that one could fill up a full page writing about it in comic sans ms 11 pt font.

A good car is thee one that is better than all others

A good car is the one i learned to drive in

A good car is the one that survived me backing it into a tree. and accidentally driving into it with a tractor.

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A good car is the one that is in countless numbers of my baby pictures

A good car is the one you have your first memories of lime rock or nascar or fireworks or cape cod

A good car is the one that got from The Bourne bridge to Bethany in two hours and fifteen minutes that time we forgot that our dogsitter didn’t let her out that morning and went on vacation.

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A good car is the car I raced to the first time I ever went to the new york auto show and said, “Daddy that one looks like yours”

A good car will always be a part of me

A good car is a Ford truck.