Hit up the McDonald’s drive-thru as usual and ended up having to pull into a space to wait for our order. Got our food, looked both ways, shifted to reverse, and started backing up. As I’m about halfway out of the spot, a lady enters the parking lot. She then proceeds to ignore the fact that I’m there, clearly already in her path. By the time I was 3/4 out of the spot she nearly drove right into my rear 1/4, at which point I jammed on the brakes and stopped.

Luckily we both had our windows down so I’m positive she heard me clearly when I barked without missing a beat: “Why don’t you try looking where you’re going, you fucking asshole!”

That was cathartic.