There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust your web browser. I have assumed direct control. I will control the horizontal. I will control the vertical. I can bury a post in obscurity or bring one comment into the recommended spotlight. For the next hour, sit quietly and I will control all that you see and hear. I repeat: there is nothing wrong with your computer. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to - The Oppo Limits.
Please stand by.