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Do you think i'll be single tommorrow if i buy tickets to monster jam tonight?


So i've been a good boy lately. but have a been that good? we already agreed on not going out for dinner because she's had clients in town all week. haha tickets are so cheap and i haven't been to one since i was a little kid. who ever planned this event on the this day is either evil or has been forever alone.

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