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Dodge....Attitude? "The Elderly Performance"

I was headed over to the marine supply store today to get some fuel hose for the Exocet when I came upon a car that had driven in from Mexico. It was a Dodge Attitude.

At first, I thought I was looking at a Mitsubishi Mirage, then I saw the weirdly squished-in Dodge grill. Upon some research, I wasn’t wrong - it’s a rebadged Mitsubishi Mirage G4. One might say that did, in fact, see a mirage!


Google translate really nails the official website translation:

The elderly performance... yeah, that’s pretty accurate. However, part of me still really wants to do a face swap on a Mirage now.

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