UPDATED: Snopes calls this one “probably fake.” See below for details.

Sure, there’s lots of good bike ridin’ videos out there. Even Orlove can find them. But you know what makes you a great cyclist? Gettin’ chased by a bear. That’s what.

Is this real? I dunno, According to Snopes.com, probably fake. I’ll leave that to the video analysts. But if it is? That’s when you buy some new bicycle shorts.