First, doggos. They have it rough around here.

The Impala has this stupid screen that opens with the push of a button, and has a USB port inside. There is a perfectly good USB in the console.

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This is dumb and will break long before the <cough> “useful” life of this car is done.

My review? I hate this car more than any car I have driven in a long time. You should not buy one. You should not drive one. If someone tries to give you one, you should respond with swift and blinding violence. It should not have been built, and should be erased from automotive history. It makes me finally understand the appeal of self driving cars. It sucks, and I can’t wait for it to return to Enterprise Monday.