Exterior- 11/10

Fluffy, warm, dog-shaped. Comes in lots of color combinations and sizes, everything from “here, hold my dog in the palm of your hand” to “dude, why do you have a fucking horse inside your house”


Interior: 11/10

Every dog comes fully loaded with a skeleton and a full set of organ systems. Not much in the way of available options, but everything you need comes standard.

Reliability- 11/10

You know what they don’t call cars? Man’s best friend.

Value- 130497823847 / 10

Well, heck, they’re free! You just need to pay for maintenance! And they do so many things!



Dude, it’s a dog. They are literally the best things ever.