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Don't Mess With Fluffy

The “parachute pant toys” would like a word with the rude man who called them dirty.

They get dirty, sure, but they have fun in the process.

Also, I have high and low beams on the 944 again, and I’m just a handbrake cable (fitting en route) and horn (doin’ it tomorrow) away from having an inspection-worthy race car.


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Stef Schrader

Contributor, Jalopnik. 1984 "Porschelump" 944 race car, 1971 Volkswagen 411 race car, 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS.