If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Don't Run The Dishwasher Yet, He Said...

I have something else to put in it, he said....

She said: “Are you sure that’s a good idea?”

He said: “Yeah, the wheels will be fine”

She said: “I wasn’t talking about the wheels”


She said: “Is that grass?”

He said: “Yes”

She said: “Who’s toothbrush is that”

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