*I approach my car when I see someone snooping around it*
Me: Hi there
Person: Oh, sorry, I just really like your car
Me: No worries, have a look at it!
Person: We actually have a car club, we go out on the highway, this one here can pull, doesn’t it?
Me: I don’t pull much, it’s a very heavy car, but that seems like fun.
Person: Oh,okay.. I normally bring my GT500, but I brought my Suburban over today, lots of traffic.
Me: huh, so just cruising on the highway?
Person: Nah, this one time I chased someone...
Person: Down a B road, on an S3, I beat em
Me: Oh, okay!
Person: We ran em down the road!
Person: The GT500 and a Focus RS, it was really fun!
Me: Oh. Wait, what’s up with the exhaust on your suburban?
Person: Allow me to explain...
*Spends thirty minutes talking about solid rear axles, v8s and the mods on his chevy*
Me: so... you guys do meets?
Person: Yes. whyda ask?
*Don´t say mustang jokes, don´t say mustang jokes, don´t say mustang jokes*
Me: like, um, cars and coffee?
Person: Oh, no.. we don’t do those.
Me: Oh. *thinks:crap*
Person: So, um, 501nm of torque? Quite impressive... for a Kia.