DOTS: A Two Door Impreza With A Twist!

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I saw a blue Scoob with a wang and gold wheels and though, “hey cool.” And then I saw that it was a coupe. A COUPE! A TWO DOOR BLUE ROCKETSHIP OF AN IMPREZA!

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Sure, it’s no 22B, but it clearly wants to be one. I can’t remember the last time I saw a two door.

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These just have the absolute best proportions. They really are smaller than you expect. And those wheels are just perfect.

Side note: why on earth are the leaves laying on the floor in all their fall splendor? **checks calendar** Yup, still July. Get out of here leaves, you’re drunk.

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That is one wing that isn’t compensating for anything.

I have to imagine that the blue Veloster parked next to it belongs to the same person for reasons that will become apparent soon.

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Yes, that is a gutted interior with a beach chair in place of a seat. It also seems to me this was originally painted a much brighter shade of blue. I didn’t know redneck and two door Impreza could go together but here we are.

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Bonus color matched RS3!

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