If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

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After taking this photo, just as I started moving, some rich prick passed me on the left in the busy parking lot and almost caused an accident in front of me with cross traffic.

A photo takes thirty seconds, fuck-boy, you couldn’t wait that long? No wonder your woman likely isn’t satisfied.

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Not you, Oppo. You're all awesome. 

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