I am having dinner at my favorite sushi joint when I went outside to vape and saw these:

A Ferrari portofino or California at a McD drive through. I guess money doesn’t buy you good taste in food:

And then outside my sushi joint there is this. It appeared when a bunch of dude bros entered the sushi bar so I guess it is theirs. It is painted in bed-liner (?), has a Russian front plate and LED lights over the windshield and on the sides. The wrangler’s tires is also freshly armor-all’ed. It is such a pure expression of douchebag bro truck I can’t even. If I look inside I expect a MAGA cap.