If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Douche Canoe

Lord Douchebag

Thank good for that 3rd brake light that is now your primary light.
This guy can eat a bag of dicks.

This guy was very aware his car was loud as fuck and obnoxious and fully embraced it by only using first gear between lights while surrounded by tall buildings. Could barely see his taillights. Asshat.

Full disclosure: I used to be like this guy, minus the stupid blacked out taillights. I learned and maybe he will to.


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