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Dreams are weird.

I had a dream that I was at the grocery store and they came on the intercom to say that all of the hermit crabs were now free. So, I went to the hermit crab vending machine and got a pet rat. This all made so much sense to me that when I woke up, I actually panicked for a second because I thought that I forgot to buy food for the rat that I totally actually had.

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