If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

DRGNTOR, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

This guy* I park next to sometimes has had an interesting history of vehicles. First there was the Ram with the tribal graphics, then came the Dragon edition Jeep.

What happened? Why something so sensible, and... normal?

I am dissapoint. I expected a CrossCabriolet, Crosstour, or the Walking Dead Hyundai. Not this... Not something so.. ordinary.

I wouldn’t given this a second look if I hadn’t seen the licence plate.

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Y U ENCLAVE?

*As I mentioned in the comments, I only assumed that the owner was a man based on the vehicle history.. Now, I really can not be sure.. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

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