Modelo and Woodford Reserve. After informing a client that they are good and truly fucked - a million dollar settlement would be a GOOD result, they told me that they knew someone who can solve the problem. I was excited and asked who could help this intractable dilemma. The matriarch of the family smiled beautifully and looked at me as if I were a foolish child amd said “Jesus Christ.”

She said that she had been praying and she knew that God would show me the way to save them.

I’m waiting. I could use the help. I need a drink.