It’s a dashcam unicorn — a video in which no vehicle gets totalled.

That being said, it’s a disturbing one, recorded by Ottawa man Rocco Michelli. He noticed a Suburban/Yukon type vehicle driving erratically, and followed him, all the while talking police through his location and what was happening.

During the video, the wagon hits the concrete median multiple times, makes erratic lane changes, and generally endangers its occupant and countless other people around it.

The driver, another Ottawa man named Martin Simbauni, has been charged with driving while impaired. And he oughtta get the crap beaten out of him, in my opinion. I have no patience for drunk drivers.