If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Dropped the Galant off for an oil change

And ticked the "free inspection" box. Ordinarily, nothing is more expensive than a free inspection. Well, I just got the call from the shop. "Everything's good. You just need a new air filter, which will be $29, including labor." Holy shit. This never happens. When the Phaeton goes in for an inspection, it means I can't eat for three months.


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