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Drunk Driver In Illinois Immediately Causes Accident, Gets Busted

In DeKalb, IL, a completely shitfaced guy had his keys in hand and his Jeep before him. "I should drive that vehicle!", thought the drunk-as-a-skunk moron. And drive it he did — right into an oncoming vehicle.

Alright everyone. If you see someone making a mistake like this, try to take the keys. Hail an Uber. Call the police. Do something! But for the love of God and everything holy, do not just watch it all unfold.


Buckle up, people. It's wild out there.

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