Full disclosure: I was not drunk while driving, I’m only drunk while posting.

Fuller disclosure: I’ve never driven or even sat in a 2018 Wrangler. I’ve only glanced through an article/review of the Wrangler Rubicon Unlimited in a magazine that arrived at my house today

Fullest disclosure: I stopped glancing at the article/review when I saw the as-tested price

$53k for a Wrangler? Let me say that again, since you probably didn’t comprehend it the first time through. You can walk into a Jeep dealer and purchase a fifty three thousand dollar Wrangler.

Pros - ???

Cons - fifty three thousand frickin’ dollars

Conclusion - buy an Audi RS3