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Dumbest Trend in Cars (RANT, NSFW language)

LISTEN HERE! THIS LOOKS BEYOND STUPID, IF YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO YOUR CAR, I HOPE THE CAR GODS SMITE IT JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID GODDAMNED AWFUL LOOKING WHEEL STICKERS. I DON’T CARE IF THEY DON’T MAKE RAISED WHITE LETTER TIRES ANYMORE YOU DON’T PUT FUCKING STICKERS ON YOUR GODDAMNED TIRES. I HATE THIS MORE THAN I HATE THE PLAGUE THAT IS “STANCE” AT LEAST THEN YOU ACTUALLY HAD TO SPEND SOME MONEY OR DO SOME WORK TO RUIN YOUR FUCKING CAR, FOR THIS BULLSHIT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PEEL OFF THE BACKING PAPER. AT LEAST STANCING YOUR CAR MEANT A COMMITMENT TO A TERRIBLE RIDE, UNSAFE HANDLING AND GETTING BEACHED ON SPEED BUMPS. NOW THE WORST THING THAT HAPPENS IS THAT “H” COMES OFF AND YOU HAVE “ELLCAT” ON YOUR DAMNED TIRES. STOP DOING THIS. WE NEED TO KILL THIS TREND NOW.

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