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This tweet, by the way, has no foundation.


Is this real life,
is this just an Onion article?
Caught in a fraud strife,
no escape from the S.C.I.
Open your eyes,
look up to the drones and see
I’m just a bigot, I exude no sympathy

Because I’m easy come, easy go
A little DACA a little Muslim Ban
Anyway the Spectrum goes, doesn’t really matter to me,

To the voters....

Putin, Just killed The GOP
Put my dick inside Stormy
Did not sign my NDA, now she’s on live TV
Putin, My term has just begun
But now I’ve gone and delegitimize it all away

Putin, Oooo
Didn’t mean to keep the sanctions
If I’m impeached this time tomorrow
Carry on, Carry on, as if never invaded Ukraine.


It’s too late, the midterms have come
Endorsed a far right man again,
Approval polls hit low twenty-fives

Goodbye, every staffer, I’m letting you go
Gotta leave you all behind and go play golf
Fox News, ooo
I don’t want to die
Sometimes I wish Jeb Bush was elected anyway

I see a little exaggeration of a crowd!
Scaramucci, Scaramucci! Will you delete the tweets?
Comey and FBI very very frightening me.
Conway, Conway
Conway, Conway
Conway Lies on CNN- Anderson Cooperoo!

But I just had a small loan for a million dollars
Spare his wife from this monstrosity
Easy elect, easy veto, will you let me pardon?


Devout christians: No we will not let you go!- Let him go!
Constitutional crisis: No, we will not let you go!-let him go!
Independents: No, we will not let you go!-Let me go!
Muller will not let you go, let me go (never)

Never let you go Let me go!
Never let you go oooo

Oh Tucker Carlson, Tucker Carlson, Fox and friends please let me go
The DOJ has a counsel put aside for me
For me
For me

So you think you can elect me and spit in my eye
So you think you can prompt me and then leave me to die!
Oh, Comey, can’t do this to me Comey
Just gotta get out just gotta get back to Mar a Lago

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Not a single issue
Anyone can see
Not a single issue matters to me

Anyway the tweet goes...

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