Don’t like cars? Don’t know how to drive? Best car ever owned was a Honda Civic Accord? PERFECT! Let’s get you on TOP GEAR!! Also, here is how my stint on AMC’s Comic Book Men went:
PatBateman: Hey guys, I was told that I’m interning here for a few months!
Kevin Smith: Fantastic! Great to meet another comic book fan!
PB: Well, I mean, I’m not really a comic book fan...
KS: Really? Well, okay, you’re not a fan of ALL comic books, but what’s your favorite comic book?
PB: I don’t really have a favorite. I’ve never owned any. Or read any. Ever.
KS: So you don’t like Comic Books...
KS: ...and you’ve never owned any...
KS: So what in the hell are you doing here?!
PB: I have a movie coming out, and I’m desperate for any and all attention.
KS: Oh, you mean like when Jesse Eisenberg was on Top Gear?