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Engineers assemble!

I have come up with a concept that needs to be developed... i need to make a device that emits some form of radiation. Radiation that causes all humans, save for the person activating said device, intense intestinal discomfort and a burning sensation in their skull. There are times when I really need space, and society wants to shove people in my face. I would only use this device at home or in heavy traffic, i promise.


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