It is time for us to revolt! We need to show car manufacturers that we are tired of this mouth-breathing style that has been going on for almost a full generation. Sure we've had a few gorgeous cars produced during the last 50 years or so that fit the description, but those are exempt simply because it went well with the overall design of the car and became iconic - Shelby Cobra, Ferrari 375, '53 Corvette, etc. But this latest generation of mouth-breathing cars produced are just plain ugly - from the Toyotas, to the Mitsubishis, to Cadillacs, to Fords, to... well, damn near every mass market car (and even some of the non-mass-market) designed since the turn of the millennia. They all look ridiculous.
It's time, my fellow Jalops. It's time to show with our wallets that we're tired of this stupid look, and that we'd prefer cars that have a sexy and sleek looking face - not the face of an old school-bus.
Just look at 'em all:
Even the Brits got in on it:
Put a curly blonde wig on any of 'em and you have this:
It has to stop!
Fellow Jalops, I implore you, we need to UNITE!
Here, have some eye bleach: