I am waiting to speak at this conference, sitting next to a man wearing a toupee that is a crime against humanity. [NSFW UPDATE PIC]

The power of mechanical engineering!

Questions:

1. Stare or not stare? The engineering of the thing is remarkable, and I really want to see how it was built and how it attaches?

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2. How do I discreetly snap a pic for Oppo?

3. Am I allowed to ask how much it cost? Example: “Great hair, man, how much do you have into the restoration?” This approach works at car meets to ask the price of cars.

Your feedback is appreciated.